(What you need are more mystery dates, Jen!)

I want to kiss this Star eyewitness on the mouth. He (or she — I’d kiss her on the mouth, too) caught Jennifer Aniston on a date last night.

… but was it an orchestrated date to ward off Jen Can’t Seem to Find Love After Brad and is Still Lonely rumors? Yes!

This eyewitness claims that the tall, dark and handsome man that accompanied her at the Tower Bar and Restaurant in the Sunset Towers Hotel was “better looking than Brad Pitt and John Mayer combined.”

(To point out the obvious: If you combine anything beneath a Brad Pitt (like a John Mayer) with a Brad Pitt, yeah, I’m sure there’s a ton of men that look better that tragic combination.)

This eyewitness noticed everything — like Jen fondling palms with this man during their meal of wine, sea bass, sauteed peppers and olives, short ribs, spinach and a red velvet cake slice.

And with their goodbyes, they kissed a whopping total of three times. What the?!

Source: Jen Moves On from John with a Hot Date! (Star)

Photo: WENN

3 Responses

1. J Says:
   

   Poor Jen. She pissed of some cosmic being somewhere and will hence never be loved. But she keeps trying… sigh.

2. Me Says:
   

   That shirt she’s wearing reminds me of something the white-trash mom of my friend from elementary school would wear as she danced through the house singing “Black Velvet” by Alannah Myles and smoking cigarettes.

   Too detailed?

3. Discount Shopping Says:
   

   It cannot be easy for her seeing all those 10 million dollar pix of Brangelina and babies splashed around. Looks lovely though!