Roseanne’s blog is the only inanimate object daring enough to cast “evil” and “vacuous” judgment on Earth’s Most Adored: Angelina, Brad and all the Jolie-Pitts. The judgment, however, is a timid move and directed at Angelina’s father, Jon Voight.

(Last year, Roseanne called Britney a bad mother. She’s so in touch with celebrity news!)

Of Brangelina — or ’scuse me, Jon Voight’s “evil spawn,” Roseanne writes (unedited):

jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).

Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party’s worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa…??????!!!!

(for that matter, the thai and cambodian sons you are photo’d with weekly too who’s pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America’s right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit…the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps….it might be good for your asian and african children’s self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)

Roseanne, now go back to your TV show and reenact the model slovenly American family. Oh, but it’s cancelled.

Source: Roseanne Blasts Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt as “Evil, Vacuous” (Us Weekly)

Photos: Patricia Schlein/WENN; WENN

5 Responses

1. cadangerous Says:
   

   I gotta side with Roseanne on this one - while her delivery could have used some tweaking, I hear her loud and clear on the hypocrisy of the Jolie-Pitts and all their “charitable” donations. I think they are all for show.

2. stop Says:
   

   Agreed…..they take pics of their babies on magazines and give money to charity…but the money they make showing up to red carpet events just to be SEEN together would crush the money made from baby pictures. They made money for most of their life off of their looks and being pretty faces and now that they are rolling and wiping their ass in that money, they’re telling people to better the world. FUCK YOU BRANGE!

3. Ted Says:
   

   You are right Roseanne, Angelina is evil, a evil coniving snake. But you are worst Roseanne. You are racist. You are more evil than Angelina could ever be. You fat pig. And I was stupid enough to watch your show. Go back into hiding.

4. Jessica Says:
   

   There is still a lot of racism in America. 2Ch 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

5. jobs.steve5 Says:
   

   Agreed…..they take pics of their babies and it would be on magazines and took money from magazines that money give to charity. They make showing red carpet events just to be SEEN together would crush the money made from baby pictures. They made money for most of their life, being pretty faces.
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