(Bad, bad nun.)

Saint Beyoncé, ahem, the rest of your nun’s outfit? Get thee to a nunnery … or we’ll sic Meryl Streep on yo’ rear end.

[At Gotham Magazine's gala at Espace]
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(Keepin' it cheap!)

Uh, uh, uh. Not accepting bills over $20!

[At the L.A. premiere of Twilight]
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(A hairy situation.)

Your roots are a God-dang mess, yet you tease them. You tease them real high. Rod Stewart wears this fluffed-like-a-chickling’s-bum look better.

(Alec Baldwin, it’s OK if you laughed a little.)

[At the L.A. premiere of Twilight]
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Wait a sec, celebrities aren’t supposed to repeat outfits! (Ellen Page is the one exception.) And yet, here Kate Beckinsale is, recycling an old homeless look, which girl, YOU GOT IT. Trust.

Also, it’s hateful when people wear knitted skull caps with a tank top and 95-degree temperatures. Get out of BFF’s face, Kate.

[At the PS Arts "Express Yourself 2008" event at Santa Monica's Barker Hanger]
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(Run for the hills, man.)

Y’all know that painting with the screaming fella on it? Yeah, he was so put off by Marisa Tomei’s maternity rags that he ran himself off of that terrain.

[At the L.A. premiere of Milk]
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(Professional Punky.)

Once a Punky Brewster, always a Punky Brewster.

Soleil Moon Frye may have ditched the side ponytail, but she’s still got eyes for Miami-’80s green. Nobody should have eyes for Miami-’80s green — especially if it’s in the form of a dowdy lab coat.

[At the 18th Annual Environmental Media Awards at L.A.'s Ebell Theater]
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(Me! Me! I can make a sweaterdress look vulgar!)

You’d think that a bulky sweater dress was about the most conservative thing you could find to wear — short of a Hillary Clinton pantsuit — but, Melissa George, you look vulgar.

A hemline like this is never flattering — you know, the kind that gets very, very short at the center. Yeah. Funny, there’s a zipper that ends up there, too.

[At the opening of the Alberta Ferretti Flagship shop on Melrose]
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(SJP Version 0.00000002.)

So transparent!

OK, so one or five people have come up to Haylie Duff and said, “You know who you look like? Sarah Jessica Parker!”

Well, duh. It’s one long face with another. Matchy-matchy.

Perhaps if Haylie continues to do her homework — Sex and the City DVDs — she, too, can garner balls-out style (and perfected mane upkeep) when she’s 35 years old like SJP. Until then, shame about those shoes and that cheap bustier.

[At the Supermodels Unlimited magazine release party at L.A.'s Social]
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