(Oh, beer. I love thee so much.)

Jessica Simpson loves beer! But her like-handles begged her for something light. Oh! Stampede Light! Hellllloooo, loverrrrr.

Jess is the new spokesgirl for Stampede Light Plus beer, a low-carb/low-calorie brew from the Dallas-based Stampede Brewing Company. She likes it enough that she even owns a 15 percent share in the company.

The beer’s website is one part Marlboro cigs (a — a-ha! — stampede of horses), one part Gold’s Gym (a bright yellow background and a fella performing perpetual push-ups). Stampede Light boasts ingredients like, “pure spring water, the choicest hops, and malted barley, then infused with smoked white oak chips and boosted by a little extra ‘plus.’ ” Oh, and it also “goes down like butta.”

Bet Jessica was responsible for that “butta” quip.

Source: Beer me! Jessica Simpson’s a brewery spokeswoman (NY Daily News)

Photo: WENN

8 Responses

1. Eva White Says:
   

   like-handles? dont you mean love?

2. Eva White Says:
   

   Naturally she loves the beer if she owns the company! even if its just 15%

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