http://bff.hollywood.com Celeb Fashion Kiss-Off! Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:49:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [caption id="attachment_4293" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="(Bad, bad nun.)"][/caption] Saint Beyoncé, ahem, the rest of your nun's outfit? Get thee to a nunnery … or we'll sic Meryl Streep on yo' rear end. [At Gotham Magazine's gala at Espace] Photo: PNP/WENN http://bff.hollywood.com/hot-mess/beyonce-is-a-bad-bad-nun/ [caption id="attachment_4289" align="alignright" width="300" caption="(Keepin' it cheap!)"][/caption] Uh, uh, uh. Not accepting bills over $20! [At the L.A. premiere of Twilight] Photo: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN http://bff.hollywood.com/hot-mess/90210s-annalynne-mccord-takes-1s-5s-10s-and-20s/ In Nicole Kidman's closet, every day is a wedding day. Maybe she should quit it. (Nicole wore these three virginal frocks this past week. I admit, the shortest one is sweet.) Poor Keith Urban is tortured by these white gowns — the first one sent him into honeymoon rehab! Maybe Nicole is ... http://bff.hollywood.com/desperation/no-getting-rid-of-nicole-kidman-the-bridezilla/ Ha-HA! Sneaky-ass Charlize. (Literally.) You'd think it'd be all eyes on the lunatic matador (that's John Galliano, by the by). But, yes, while I'm bewildered by his gigolo mustache and the Drew Barrymore daisies atop his top hat, I am NOW affixed to Charlize's salacious garment. Heavens, why hasn't Anderson Cooper not ... http://bff.hollywood.com/work-it/charlize-theron-is-a-victim-of-our-economys-loss-of-sequins/ [caption id="attachment_4272" align="alignleft" width="295" caption="(Making vampires drop dead.)"][/caption] As I read Twilight — well, I've just graduated to New Moon — I think of Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan. I think when Bella thinks of Bella, she sees faded navy-blue hoodies and boots from L.L. Bean. But I think that when ... http://bff.hollywood.com/work-it/kristen-stewart-could-get-a-vampire-to-drop-dead/ [caption id="attachment_4269" align="alignright" width="319" caption="(A hairy situation.)"][/caption] Your roots are a God-dang mess, yet you tease them. You tease them real high. Rod Stewart wears this fluffed-like-a-chickling's-bum look better. (Alec Baldwin, it's OK if you laughed a little.) [At the L.A. premiere of Twilight] Photo: Dave Edwards/DailyCeleb.com http://bff.hollywood.com/hot-mess/youll-hate-kim-basingers-hair-well-not-you-melissa-etheridge/ Wait a sec, celebrities aren't supposed to repeat outfits! (Ellen Page is the one exception.) And yet, here Kate Beckinsale is, recycling an old homeless look, which girl, YOU GOT IT. Trust. Also, it's hateful when people wear knitted skull caps with a tank top and 95-degree temperatures. Get out of ... http://bff.hollywood.com/hot-mess/kate-beckinsale-is-caught-recycling-tsk-tsk/ [caption id="attachment_4259" align="alignleft" width="275" caption="(Vulgar parts.)"][/caption] You know that complaint folks have with Georgia O'Keefe's flower paintings? Well, it carries over to Gwyneth Paltrow's dress, too. [At the grand opening of the Fontainebleau Miami Beach] Photo: WENN http://bff.hollywood.com/uh-oh/gwyneth-paltrow-is-waiting-to-be-deflowered/ It's a little … flat, but that's not the dress's fault. Whatever. Yes, it looks like a spring wet suit you'd find at Patagonia, but the advantage of such a material is, Kate sits, Kate twists, Kate Cirque-du-Soleil's the heck out of her limbs in that dress, and still — ... http://bff.hollywood.com/work-it/it-looks-flat-but-in-fact-its-like-kate-hudson-is-wearing-an-ascot/ [caption id="attachment_4247" align="alignright" width="333" caption="(Run for the hills, man.)"][/caption] Y'all know that painting with the screaming fella on it? Yeah, he was so put off by Marisa Tomei's maternity rags that he ran himself off of that terrain. [At the L.A. premiere of Milk] Photo: Dave Edwards/DailyCeleb.com http://bff.hollywood.com/hot-mess/marisa-tomei-has-one-man-screaming-running-away-from-her/