("I'm rich! I mean, by K-Fed's standards...")

Rihanna’s bank account is getting a little embarrassing with a balance of $20,000.

That is, according to her ex-business manager Patricia Williams, who apparently couldn’t shut up about it — with a preamble that went something like this:”It’s not my fault that she only has $20,000 to her name.”

(Pray she can keep a man. She lives for those beach excursions!)

Why she’s an ex-business manager is because Rihanna claimed that the woman was stealing Rihanna’s money. But Patricia snaps back with a long, defensive monologue which included:”I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn’t listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered.”

Please, I’ve already forgotten her name.

She also mentions some stuff about Def Jam not funding Rihanna properly (read the boring rest here).

All Rihanna deserves is the money she’s owed. Where’s the Got Milk? ad dollars? Or the Covergirl bills? What about the fee she should be charging Katie Holmes for stealing yet another haircut?

Source: Is RiRi Going Broke?! (Dlisted)

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