What? Kate Hudson needed to unwind. Isn’t this what you look like when you unwind?

Brad, antsier to marry Angie? Like, $100,000 antsier? Brad, who might get to wed his baby-mama if the gays get to stay married in California, donated $100,000 to fight Proposition 8, a ballot initiative that would ban same-sex marriage in the state.

Carrie Bradshaw, the puberty years. Coming soon!

It’s shocking that the words “I can’t diet” spewed out of Gwyneth Paltrow’s mouth, when she’s famously known for (once) employing a macrobiotic chef — a diet that’s the equivalent to eating rocks.

Brooke Shields hasn’t worn her Project Runway-designed-by-Mormon-Keith outfit yet because she said it was “this big,” which she indicated with the pinch of two fingers. It’s been refitted, but surprise, she still hates it.

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Parade published its Most Generous List (of 2007), and Oprah and her $50.2 millon topped it. Of course.

More surprisingly was who else rounded out the top five:

2. Herb Alpert, $13 million (I know; I had to Google him, too)
3. Barbra Streisand, $11 million
4. Paul Newman, $10 million
5. Mel Gibson, $9.9 million

Brangelina ranked sixth, donating $8.4 million — a lot of going toward Brad’s Make It Right, which is helping to rebuild New Orleans.

Jesus gets Mel’s attention the most.

For the rest, click here.

Source: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Named No. 6 on Most Generous List (Us Weekly)

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(Imagine what getting pregnant would do for the girls, baby.)

Hold it, lezzies. So, News of the World, you’re saying that SamRo is cake with Lindsay getting inseminated by an ex-boyfriend (like a Wilmer Valderrama??) all for a little bun in Lohan oven?

Jennifer Aniston, at the Toronto Film Festival, delivered all kinds of battery-operated responses like: “things couldn’t be better” and she’s “busy but it’s great.” And oh, yes, you’ve been wondering where she finds her inner strength, haven’t you? “Waking up everyday.” However, word in Canada is, Jen switched hotels when she deemed the first to be too close to Brad’s.

Brad Pitt guffaws at the idea of naming George Clooney godfather to Knox and Vivienne. He tells Extra: “No, he hates children. Are you kidding? I love the twins too much to subject them to George.”

Apparently, Uma Thurman ordered a half dozen dresses from Fred Segal, but requested a fit that was two sizes larger than she usually orders. OMG, she’s pregnant. OMG. (Or she’s on the same build-a-pooch diet as Eva Longoria.)

Channing Tatum presented his girlfriend Jenna Dewan a Neil Lane ring — Step Up to the Altar, bitch!

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(Maybe you've heard, I've got these twins? Now go away.)

Y’all, Angelina’s tired. Thoughts?

When she’s not world-saving, breast-feeding, Eastwood-film-promoting, role-in-Atlas-Shrugged-pondering, next-adoption-researching, Angelina Jolie is …

Collapsing in bathtubs? Twice?

“She’s in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad’s found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice,” says a Now source via Entertainment Wise.

Certainly, it’s not love thorns between herself and Brad. It’s because she’s sleep-deprived. She’s emotional. She’s got a farm of children.

“She’s been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed.

“She’s also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy.”

Wait, this is about her skinny-little arms, huh? (With no more fat to tat. Damn.) This is a wannabe-clever “Eat a sandwich!” ploy.

Regardless, BFF doesn’t want Angelina falling in the tub for a third time. She’s said to be receiving medical treatment for stress.

Source: Angelina Jolie In New Health Scare After Twins’ Birth? (Entertainment Wise)

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(Angelina said, "No more strays.")

Brad saves kid from near-drowning (Venice canals and its docks, sheesh).

Kid, however, doesn’t look “in-need” enough and/or child’s hair is unable to manipulate with dye, relaxer or a mohawk and is left in Italy, unadopted and without the ever-valuable “Jolie-Pitt” last-name moniker.

Source: Pitt Stops Kid from Imminent Danger! (TMZ)

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(It's more original than a diamond, you guys.)

Further proof that Jennifer Aniston is in on all of it. She holds the press in her little palm, and more specifically, on her left ring finger.

If she didn’t want to be in news, didn’t want to be talked about, didn’t want to be on tabloid covers with headlines like “Angelina’s Furious About Brad Seeing Jen,” “Jen & John: Worst Split!” (next to “Brad & Angelina: Hottest Couple!” and “Better After Breakup: Done With John and Finally Over Her Obsession With Brad … Jen Gets Revenge” … well, you’d think she’d know better than to stir the press-whorin’ pot and …

WEAR A RING ON HER WEDDING FINGER.

Fake dates. Having friends respond to John Mayer’s spiel Smiling too much at the paparazzi. Meeting with Woody Allen at Madeo in a business-mode striped blazer (and left finger ring), as if she’s considering roles outside of the Rumor Has It box (Woody material barely gets you out of it).

Go on and let us catch you buying baby clothes or something.

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(Let me do the talking, Brad.)

Usually, George Clooney flirts his way through an interview. Now finally, he gets sassy.

Yesterday in Venice, George and his BFF Brad Pitt were supposed to be fielding questions about their upcoming film collaboration, Burn After Reading (Brad has this unfortunate haircut, yes). Instead, Brad was fielding questions — which George answered — about Angelina, the birth of twins and whether or not his favorite 47-year-old cad would ever — you guessed it — settle down.

The debut of George’s sass:

“I am so surprised to hear that question. That is honestly the first time I have been asked that. I am getting married and having a child today.”

Such sarcasm, ooh. In past feeding pools of fawning female reporters, a transcribed interview with George Clooney would often result in endless giggles — and no actual interview. This time, crickets. And Brad’s snickering.

Brad offered to share his clan of spawn with George, and also quipped: “I’ll have two more by next year.”

Other than that soundbite, George did most of the sassing:

“The twins are fine,” George would say when Brad was asked how the infants were doing. “Don’t answer that, Brad,” George would say to Brad, cautioning him not to answer the Q: Would you rather win an Oscar or fall in love with an Italian woman in Venice? George could’ve been sassier even — BFF recommends the eyeroll.

Source: Brad Pitt And George Clooney Do Venice (AP)

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Despite love gone awry for Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz’s boy-fling John Mayer, these days, Cameron boasts success with Aniston-ex, Paul Sculfor. Spotted in the Maldives together, snorkeling, kayaking and eating like a horse, this Page Six source also noted a “chunky ring on her left ring finger.”

Brad Pitt will photograph Angelina Jolie for the November cover of W Magazine. Years ago, pre-Brangelina (but barely), Brad and Angie appeared in W as a “family” to better advertise their film, Mr. & Mrs. Smith (but the children were props). These kids will the real Shiloh-and-the-gang deal! Also, the behind-the-scenes Brangelina stuff revealed.

A skilled illustrator (and psychic!) predicts the end to TomKat’s love affair with New York City. It all, of course, began with Katie’s Broadway debut in All My Sons …

Charlie Sheen’s wife of three months, Brooke Mueller, is pregnant with Charlie’s fourth child. He says: “She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for.” The word “hope” suggests that Denise Richards has probably forbade a meet-and-greet, and the daughters have only ever “hoped” for a dream stepmom.

Madonna’s “Sweet and Sticky” is now underway, and according to her, John McCain is like a Hitler, while Barack Obama is definitely a John Lennon, or perhaps, Gandhi. Pissed, McCain responded.

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