(Baby-daddy Christian Bale, are you out there?)

What up with the Batman wings attached to Diablo Cody’s belly? I mean, we ALL wish Christian Bale were our baby-daddy, but …

[At the 12th Annual Hollywood Film Festival Awards honoring Clint Eastwood]
Photo: Dave Edwards/DailyCeleb.com

(Screw girl power.)

It’s the premiere of Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, and alongside its first-time writer Lorene Scafaria (center) and Dana Fox (right), scribe of of the cerebral What Happens in Vegas, is …

… the polarizing Diablo Cody.

Now, how very girl-power of them to coordinate outfits like this. Little strapless cocktail dresses. Belted at the waist. Purple. We always heard that Diablo had a small network of writing girlfriends.

The two not named Diablo appear just fine. So diggin’ the middle one’s sweetheart neckline.

But Diabs, on the other hand, (a.) didn’t heed to the purple pact — a scheme to “stand out” at the premiere of a movie that wasn’t hers; shameful and (b.) has little index cards sticking out of her dress bust. What gives? Is it for note-taking? For another MySpace rant perhaps? Reasons How Nick & Norah Stole From Juno? Just conjecture.

Plus, it’s cheap-looking. Her feminist tats look classier. The flats, however, are on par with the value of the dress.

[At the premiere of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist in L.A.]

Photo: Dave Edwards/DailyCeleb.com

OK, this is easy for me. I choose Diablo (more below).

I am not a masochist (like one Perez reader), and would not pay/endure/live through any act of Stand-Up Comic John Mayer’s. He was, of course, unable to shut up about his ex at the Comedy Cellar in New York.

So, there’s Diablo, Oscar-winning scribe of Juno. Evidently, she’s suffered various hate rants from hateful bloggers. They hate Diablo Cody. Haaaate.

The once thoughtful, regular blogger broke her radio silence last night with a MySpace post that addressed her passionate non-fans — and I laughed. Laughed way more than I would have at John Mayer’s poor-me comedy act. Yay-me, as Diablo has proven, is a better bit.

The entire thing is a must-read in BFF’s book, but the written gem below kinda makes you wonder if she should be the only person in this world that should be allowed to wear leopard print again:

“I’m sorry that while you were shooting your failed opus at Tisch, I was jamming toxic silicon toys up my ass for money.”

(Totally not your fault, Diabs.)

Sources: Diablo Cody Finally Snaps, Joins Hollywood Bragosphere (Gawker)
He Should Stick to Making ‘Music’ (Perez)

Photos: WENN; Apega/WENN

Despite having a fiancé with the initials “B.A.G.,” Megan Fox is quite the big deal. Naturally, some hot lesbian romping would only up the Megan Fox status-o-meter.

In Jennifer Body’s, things get a bit salacious for Megan and her sweet/sultry co-star Amanda Seyfried. According to a Hollywood Rag spy, “The two girls make-out hardcore, rolling around in a bed.” Topless, too — I wouldn’t tease!

Oh, that checkered life of Diablo Cody’s! We have the Juno scribe/former stripper to thank for this hot little zombie flick; Megan is a possessed cheerleader with some, uh, killer intentions.

Of the movie, Foxy revealed recently: “I eat and seduce everyone. There’s a lot of kissing everyone — boys and girls. All kinds of craziness.”

Like it? You betta.

Source: Megan Fox Had a Hot Lesbian Scene (Hollywood Rag)

Photos: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN; Patricia Schlein/WENN