BFF’s a believer that all things taste better with an egg on top. Even Gwen Stefani!

But where’s Gavin’s early-Halloween costume? (Natch, baby Zuma is obviously a thick strip of bacon.) I know — with Gavin, less costume is more. Way more.

It’d be kind of amazing if he showed up in just boxers. DRENCHED. He’d field “What are you, Gavin?” questions with, “What? I’m the hunk in Fuerzabruta.”

Then, he’d splash around in the backyard fountain. House parties, woot!

The beginning of the night:

Later:

Think about it, Gavin! Seri!

[Leaving a Halloween party in West Hollywood]
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("99 problems but a bitch ain't one" works for Gavin ... but what 99 problems?")

Just had a baby? You also have a kinda-toddler son? You’re stalked by paparazzi? Yet you think that you deserve a night out just like everyone else? You and your problems.

Please. Gwen Stefani wants to hear about your so-called “problems.” Because she ain’t got a problem! Why do you? Famous mothers, you can still smile (Jessica Alba), and you can still maintain some semblance of looking good (Jennifer Garner).

Peep the style, both bitchin’ and effortless, on the Stefani-Rossdale household:

There’s Gwen, with lipstick, a silk black dress sinched at the waist with a shiny belt, and a “Z” charm around her neck — a little ode to Zuma, despite his absence.

There’s Gavin, with slicked back curls, vintage shades, one of those ultra-soft man T-shirts you just want to rub all over your face, and yes, a chain dangling from his pants. Hot.

And little Kingston, with to-die-for hair, a ‘hood wife-beater tank top, and little camo sneakers. Heartbreaker!!

And best of all? Smiles. On everyone.

[Leaving the Beverly Glen Center Deli after an early dinner.]

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(You won't look as hot as my Mama Gwen, but you can always try!)

Soon, all W Hotel bar girls will rid themselves of their unfortunate Michael Kors separates, and be bedecked in Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B.!

The uniforms will be short dresses made of washable black jersey. Red lipstick and blond pompadour are optional.

Source: Fashion Week Exclusive: W is going g.L.A.M.B. (Portfolio)

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Michael Cera rejects the idea of an Arrested Development movie: “I don’t think I would want to see a movie of the series if I was a fan, anyway. And I don’t really see a need for it if you can get the three seasons on DVD.”

We’ve hurt Jessica Simpson’s feelings. It’s our fault. We suck. But it was Carrie Underwood that called Jessica fat. What a bitch!

Lookit! Gwen Stefani’s post-Zuma bod!

Rumer Willis hates her jaw — and kinda puts the blame on her father. Why can’t she look more like Ashton Kutcher?! Why??

Ohhellno: Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi say Spider-Man 4 and Spider-Man 5 is a go — but without Kirsten Dunst. Her character, yes, but her actual person, no.

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(Posh demands that her sons have big muscles.)

Posh Beckham’s little Romeo is six years old — which is such a coincidence, because her high heels are six inches high! Both were celebrated at a birthday party at Universal Studios.

Heidi Klum, with her kids in tow, also wore high heels, and had Gwen Stefani not just given birth — trust — she woulda been clad in stilettos, too (it was probably a Posh mandate). Gavin and Kingston wore boring ol’ boys’ shoes.

But, hey — whatever Victoria spent on Romeo’s bash, she’ll make up for it with the sales of her new dVb collection — 10 looks that are priced between $600 and $1,400 wholesale. It’s mostly dresses because, “Dresses are very signature for me, as I have always dressed in a very feminine and ladylike manner.”

The Spice Girls era, notwithstanding.

Sources: Romeo Beckham Turns 6 With All His Celebrity Friends! (Pop Sugar)
Victoria Beckham Launches Dress Collection (WWD)

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(Believe me, O.C., we considered "Laguna.")

For every yard that Malibu’s Zuma Beach is long, it is also the length of Gwen Stefani’s pregnancy with her second child. With that, let us give a hang-ten welcome to baby Zuma Rossdale.

It’s a boy, too. Full name is Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Despite his second middle name, I predict he’ll be a huge fan of Rasta.

Source: Gwen and Gavin Birth Baby Zuma (E! Online)

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One horse is scarred for life when touched by naked Daniel Radcliffe’s private parts. Vogue bravely documents all of its NC-17/horse-abuse glory!

Radcliffe also screws over Entertainment Weekly by moving the new Harry Potter from this fall to next summer — after EW went a printed a billion magazines covered with Harry’s face and the headline, “Fall Movie Preview.” Arriving in mailboxes today.

Little-know actress Busy Phillips names her child Birdie, hoping she gains some famous points — she’s just like the one actress that named her kids Apple and Moses! (Not really.)

Still with unbroken water, Gwen Stefani holds on to her placenta for fear of one Matthew McConaughey coming to snatch it up and leaving it in an orchard near you.

Leo tells Kate to “get over it” when she confesses that it’s “weird” to have sex with Leo in front of her real-life husband Sam Mendes, who’s directing the two Titantic lovebirds in Revolutionary Road.

Photos: Daniel Deme/WENN; Warner Bros.

(Heybabyheybabyheybabyhey.)

Gwen Stefani has waddled into a Los Angeles hospital today, and will deliver her second darling any day now! Brother Kingston will have a friend, and be it a girl or another boy, daddy Gavin will have passed on his handsome genes.

Posh is balls-out game for a fourth child, but — finger waving in the face — she is forbidden by doctors to get another C-section.

The girls that are doling out Emmy statuettes next month are being fashionably maltreated: Lauren Conrad is designing their gowns.

Instead of Miley Cyrus whipping her blond wig around as Hannah Montana, it could’ve been … JoJo, who dissed Hannah Montana once upon a time ago. It’s cool, girl. You just sold out a different way.

Morgan Freeman’s out of the hospital! He offered his thank-you’s to the staff at the Elvis Presley Hospital, as well as to his many well-wishing fans. Now, off to sign those divorce papers …

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