Wed 10 Sep 2008 6:04 pm
Featured in THE BULLETIN | 2 Comments

(What's a Jennifer Aniston?)
Oh my effin’ God. Jennifer Aniston is not seeing Gerard Butler.
It behooved Britney to fix her weave — since seriously-big-deal Vogue photographer Patrick Demarchelier flew all the way from London to photograph Brit for her new album. Patrick snipped: “I’m pleased to hear that she’s pulled herself together.”
Why is Heidi Klum leaving with John Mayer? And why is John getting that look of encouragement from that bodyguard-lookin’ fella?
See, Eva? Shoulda stuck with the flowy wear. Yes, it would have still spawned pregnant rumors, but with the tight metal number, you’re working with a literal spawn or copping to being fat. BFF sees you’ve submitted to the latter.
Sarah Palin is called “absurd” by America’s (Male) Sweetheart, Matt Damon. He wants to know her stance on dinosaurs — yay or nay? Meanwhile, the other Veep-hopeful Joe Biden embarrassed a paraplegic.
Photo: WENN
Wed 20 Aug 2008 4:50 pm
Featured in BIRTH PATROL | 2 Comments
Matt Damon’s got a new girl in his life. She just arrived today — courtesy of the Missus — and her name is Gia Zavala.
Let’s see, there’s day-old Gia. Isabella, 2. Alexia, 10 (his wife’s child from a previous relationship). And of course, Lucy, aka Mrs. Damon. That’s a lot of estrogen!
Matt recently told USA Today, in jest, “I’m so outnumbered, it’s crazy.”
His BFF George Clooney calls Matty D. a “phenomenal” father. That’s sweet, but what does George know about that?
Welcome, Gia! Wooo!
Source: Matt Damon and His Wife Welcome a Girl (People)
Photo: SPILLER/WENN
Tue 29 Jul 2008 1:05 pm
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What else should the Smallville betty do? Keep a blog for young girls to feel safe enough to explore thoughts and the English language?
Better she snipped off her long, boring hair. She channels a little bit of Selma Blair (fabulous) and a lot of Shannyn Sossamon (also fabulous). We’re not exactly sure if Kristin actually has an acting career of any considerable length — yes, what was that story arc in Road Trip, but least she got some makeout with Matt Damon — but her new life of long, quiet hours post-Smallville can only be enhanced with a jagged, product-slathered hairdo like this.
Edgy, baby. We like.
Source: Ummm … I cut off all my hair! (Girls By Design)
Photo: Girls By Design
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