Megan Fox shuts down any chance of Michelle Monaghan squeezing her pregnant self anywhere near her Eagle Eye co-star, Shia LaBeouf, at the red-carpet premiere of … Eagle Eye? Megan knows of no Eagle Eye. Transformers, however! Oh, Transformers is like Megan’s favorite rom-com. She can’t hold back on the hand-holding with Shia. (Brian Austin Green? Megan knows of no such fiancé.)

Peep the guests: the smooshed boobs of Rosario Dawson, the continued badass that is Billy Bob Thornton, and the nothing-like-a-butterfly-in-real-life Maria Bello.

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“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”

– Megan Fox, getting dirty ‘n’ detailed about her, albeit fleeting, lesbian tendencies in GQ. Strangely, she’s still engaged to B.A.G.

Source: Megan Fox Opens Up About Lesbian Fling (AP)

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(The House Bunny is rad! Promise!)

Trusty Cinematical offers the Seven Roles That Made Us Love Anna Faris, including my personal favorite: her bit part as a Cameron Diaz-alike in Lost in Translation. Most others lived for the movie-ending whisper between Bill and Scarlett — I loved Anna’s eating disorder.

Shucks, no Megan Fox Transformers 2 doll? Guess the threat of suicide really works; Megan recently said to the toy company: “I would literally commit suicide if they made an action figure of me. She repeats: I will kill myself.”

People’s cover of Brangelina’s new twins, Knox and Vivienne, was the fourth highest newsstand seller in the mag’s 35-year history, just behind the coverage of 9/11, Princess Di’s death and JFK Jr.’s death. Something more cheerful finally sells.

After years of the media purporting that Scarlett Johansson is muse to Woody Allen, the director slams it: “It is silly –she’s in no way my muse.”

Like BFF, no one’s fooled by Jennifer Aniston’s grandiose PR gestures when it comes to matters of her heart, and (not) coincidentally,the birth of a Brangelina kid.

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Despite having a fiancé with the initials “B.A.G.,” Megan Fox is quite the big deal. Naturally, some hot lesbian romping would only up the Megan Fox status-o-meter.

In Jennifer Body’s, things get a bit salacious for Megan and her sweet/sultry co-star Amanda Seyfried. According to a Hollywood Rag spy, “The two girls make-out hardcore, rolling around in a bed.” Topless, too — I wouldn’t tease!

Oh, that checkered life of Diablo Cody’s! We have the Juno scribe/former stripper to thank for this hot little zombie flick; Megan is a possessed cheerleader with some, uh, killer intentions.

Of the movie, Foxy revealed recently: “I eat and seduce everyone. There’s a lot of kissing everyone — boys and girls. All kinds of craziness.”

Like it? You betta.

Source: Megan Fox Had a Hot Lesbian Scene (Hollywood Rag)

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Jennifer Garner finally addresses her “breakfast pouch” as a real-life growing fetus. She’s “excited,” obviously, can’t you tell?

Ricky Martin one-upped Clay Aiken — he’s not the father of one son, but two! Twins! His surrogate mother gave birth a few weeks ago, and “He’s elated to begin this new chapter in his life.”

Matilda Ledger is no fan of paps. She delivers a classy F-You middle finger, brava.

Megan Fox’s boobs: At the request of director Michael Bay, the Transformers 2 starlet turns her B into a C.

The cougar of cougars Sharon Stone is at her naughtiest with a 24-year-old boy that flashes his caller ID around whenever Sharon calls for a hump.

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Such big hullabaloo over this reprise of Beverly Hills, 90210, aptly called 90210. However, I haven’t heard much about the core cast (or maybe I have, and I’ve just been bored), but I have heard ad nauseum how “excited” and “thrilled” Tori Spelling is to return as Donna Martin: clothing store owner.

Then there was a bit of news that Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were getting a piece, too. (We bet Megan Fox forbade fiancé Brian Austin Green from jumping in that pool of nekked nobody-tykes.)

Then, whoa! Scandal! Tori caught wind of some monetary inequality! While Tori was offered between $10,000-$20,000 per episode, Jennie and Shannen were getting something like $35,000-$50,000.

Naturally, Tori tried for the same Kelly-and-Brenda sum, and the producers laughed in her face. Now Tori has vanished from the series! What will the new breed of 90210 do without shop owner Donna Martin?!

Source: Tori Spelling Furious At ‘90210′ Spinoff For Unequal Pay With Jennie & Shannen (Nikki Finke’s Deadlline Hollywood)

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