BFF’s a believer that all things taste better with an egg on top. Even Gwen Stefani!

But where’s Gavin’s early-Halloween costume? (Natch, baby Zuma is obviously a thick strip of bacon.) I know — with Gavin, less costume is more. Way more.

It’d be kind of amazing if he showed up in just boxers. DRENCHED. He’d field “What are you, Gavin?” questions with, “What? I’m the hunk in Fuerzabruta.”

Then, he’d splash around in the backyard fountain. House parties, woot!

The beginning of the night:

Later:

Think about it, Gavin! Seri!

[Leaving a Halloween party in West Hollywood]
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("99 problems but a bitch ain't one" works for Gavin ... but what 99 problems?")

Just had a baby? You also have a kinda-toddler son? You’re stalked by paparazzi? Yet you think that you deserve a night out just like everyone else? You and your problems.

Please. Gwen Stefani wants to hear about your so-called “problems.” Because she ain’t got a problem! Why do you? Famous mothers, you can still smile (Jessica Alba), and you can still maintain some semblance of looking good (Jennifer Garner).

Peep the style, both bitchin’ and effortless, on the Stefani-Rossdale household:

There’s Gwen, with lipstick, a silk black dress sinched at the waist with a shiny belt, and a “Z” charm around her neck — a little ode to Zuma, despite his absence.

There’s Gavin, with slicked back curls, vintage shades, one of those ultra-soft man T-shirts you just want to rub all over your face, and yes, a chain dangling from his pants. Hot.

And little Kingston, with to-die-for hair, a ‘hood wife-beater tank top, and little camo sneakers. Heartbreaker!!

And best of all? Smiles. On everyone.

[Leaving the Beverly Glen Center Deli after an early dinner.]

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Michael Cera rejects the idea of an Arrested Development movie: “I don’t think I would want to see a movie of the series if I was a fan, anyway. And I don’t really see a need for it if you can get the three seasons on DVD.”

We’ve hurt Jessica Simpson’s feelings. It’s our fault. We suck. But it was Carrie Underwood that called Jessica fat. What a bitch!

Lookit! Gwen Stefani’s post-Zuma bod!

Rumer Willis hates her jaw — and kinda puts the blame on her father. Why can’t she look more like Ashton Kutcher?! Why??

Ohhellno: Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi say Spider-Man 4 and Spider-Man 5 is a go — but without Kirsten Dunst. Her character, yes, but her actual person, no.

Photos: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN; WENN

(Alphabetical order just didn't make sense, Katie.)

Katie Holmes is mentioned, much in the form of an afterthought, in the poster for the new Broadway play, All My Sons.

While Gwen tends to baby Zuma, big boy Kingston is left in the hands of babysitter Britney Spears. Kingston, in heaven over the macho Federline toys.

Sienna Miller’s British pad is tagged “slut.”

The car accident that won’t quit: The other driver is charged with running a red light, which caused the infamous Shia LaBeouf collision and his inevitable DUI. So, the DUI would’ve been a non-issue had it not been for the overzealous red-light-runner. Jerk!

Tila Tequila’s hanger-on Courtenay Semel spent the night in jail after going “nuts” with a Vegas showman. Kourtney Kardashian couldn’t keep up!

Winona Ryder and Tom Green, seeking comfort in each other. As Tim Gunn would say, “This concerns me.”

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